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If God had a cell phone!

Yesterday I was out at the Regina Chamber of Commerce golf tourney at the Royal Regina Golf club, great turnout for what 'turned out' to be not a bad day (nice work Chamber!)

While golfing, I noticed that one of the guys in my foursome had one of those metal bracelets on...you know the kind?....it looked like one of those metal bracelets that somehow cure joint pain?...but this one had an inscription on it...

I asked him what it was, and he told me is was his favorite passage from the bible...whenever life get's a little challenging, he simply has a glance at it, it's like his 'touch-stone'...

He was also pretty into his new iphone!...texting and playing with a few apps...

So I just put the two together...

Imagine if you will, if God had a cell phone, and texted you the Ten Commandments, it might look something like this:



1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.




.....this is what happens when you give a dj a little time on his hands!!!....;)


Cheers!